i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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