I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
