shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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