I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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