Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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