Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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