Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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