when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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