I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
