you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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