That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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