Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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