All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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