with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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