I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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