can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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