her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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