so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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