Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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