he shaved USA in his pubs
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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