I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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