I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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