Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
