i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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