One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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