My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he told me I talked like a deaf person
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
