Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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