you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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