He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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