1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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