she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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