Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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