If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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