I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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