i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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Bring me that man meat
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize