Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Terrible idea I love it
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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