I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Plan B is the new Plan A
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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