She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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