We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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