Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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