Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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