bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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