Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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