I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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