It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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