I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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