i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
