sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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