Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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