So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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