You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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