it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My vagina is very pro this idea
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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