This girl is more easily done than said...
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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