How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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