Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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