addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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