Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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